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I coulda been a mentor
I coulda been a fancy pants
I coulda been inventor
I coulda been quite the man
Coulda been two places at one time
Coulda been Alabama’s unique mind
I coulda captured your essence with my oil pen
Coulda rapped your presence with it baked in
Coulda made my peace and set the tone right
Coulda been here long before my own type
I coulda dug down deeper to the Stone Age
I coulda put on meat but I’m still bony
I coulda been a healer
I coulda been the antidote
I coulda been steering clear of
I coulda been on my own
Coulda been big muscles for the Big Top
I coulda had some knowledge to drop
I coulda been correct to want to rewind
I coulda had respect, philoso-fee-fy
I coulda left out the fo-fum for no fun
I coulda finished the fabled ray gun
I coulda set the tone and laid it all down
I coulda made you think that’s how I am now
But I’m still funky!
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Not used to bein’ a star but used to be in a star
Come so far down the line from Tartakovsky to Tarr
Step into portal, leave it open and your door is ajar
Step Into Liquid and you miss me and you know who you are
Shake your money maker, make it real cartoony!
Like a blue igloo-ie
I’d like to see you sue me
You’re never getting’ to me
Ya neva neva gonna
You’re not a caped crusader, gotta be a better motivator
Gotta make an offer with the proper payment
So make a joke and shake it off
Ya play the beat like Tawl Ross
Ya oughtta shop at Long & Tall
Stop shoppin’ at Ross!
We were there for my mother
We made a web and I love her
A memory with my brother
An adventure like no other
And now I got a pension and a Penny Bank, many thanks
Anyway, it’s ok, but it’s a bit relaxed
Cinemax, party packs, my fancy candle wax
I would adapt but no adept at making a home for a kitty cat
So I detach what I’ve been working at
You know I’m not bad at that!
But I’ll get into it and make it out
I’m kinda makin’ me proud
I’m tired of takin’ it down
Tired of pitchin’ from the mound
Sometimes I sing it from the heart
Sometimes I speak it from the mouth
I think I’ll go down south and take a meeting with my penny pal
I’ll take it anyhow at any amount
I can’t imagine what an animal is thinkin’ about
When they get fifty thousand kids and men and women around
Like in a stadium when everyone is stompin’ the ground
Steppin’ aside, stuck in the crowd, steep in the climb
Stoppin’ for tea time
Put it all down
Take a bull to the ground!
You’re another stacked actor, pullin’ like a tractor
Trappin’ everyone like that guy from Max Factor
Capture their hearts and their minds like Anne Baxter
Tappin’ the drums right in time like Chad Sexton
Zappa becomes friend of mine, I can imagine
Magic genie inside like I’m Aladdin
I’m allowed in here, I brought my special pass
And I got the passion that begat a round about the world
I’m about to hurl from the flashin’
Been drinkin’ from the cask
If you call the operator she’ll hang up on your real fast
You have to ask if you wanna see a copy of the pass
You have to bask in the moment when you know you’re in demand
You have to last if you wanna write the ending of the book
You have to laugh ‘cause you gave up and that’s when you found the hook
I’m just kittin’ like Jason, my best friend Jason
Remember when we had the big parties in your basement?
And everyone wanted to be part – to our amazement
Created an elaborate plan to get our favorite ladies to the couch
Oh man, those were the days!
Oh yeah, the memories....
Oh damn, I gotta peace
Alanis and Alice
McManus and Elvis
Tyranno-sorullitos, I’m cuttin’ out the meat though
So let’s see if I make it ‘cause last time was kinda weak
You’re J-Bird, you got a beak
I’m LT, I got a beak
I gotta be somewhere round about Quarter To Three
Come with me if you want, we’re going just down the street
We gotta be real discreet, I got someone to meet
TaeKwondo, Tay Zonday, and Tae Cudezi
Takin’ on the best of me and let’s just make it easy
Take a look around the room and you can see completely
That there’s a lot of room to move and I believe you need me
Put it all down
Take a bull to the ground!
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3. |
Dolly Dalai
04:19
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I’m workin’ 9 to 5 like Dolly Parton
I’m where Dolly Sheep meets Dalai Lama
Is that Jane Fonda? (No, it’s Lily Tomlin)
Oh, that’s...Madonna? (It’s Rosie O’Donnell!)
For someone that can never recall Academy actors anyway
What has all of that got to do with anything?
I can set up anything
I can delegate a king
I can celebrate the spring
I can elevate a singer
Go to hell like I’m a sinner
I’m a hell of a beginner
I can tell you that I smell what you’ve been cookin’ up for dinner
I can sell you something terrible and have it ship delivered
I can have a clean bill of health
Acclaim Bill Withers
Bill Withers – Beak Boiled, Plucked Up Duck Feathers
Ahhh, Bada bada bing
Bada bada boom
Batter batter swing, you two better get a room
Gotta get a set of better clubs with tiny knobs
Better get back to the 9 to 5, here come Roz
Gonna depend a new plan on a coin toss
Gotta get out of fantasy land like you’re in Oz
They’re gonna demand the “damn the man” cause
Better say yes, just only yes, to the Boss
Siskel and Ebert gave me four thumbs up
So I turned on the mic to give ‘em more dumb stuff
Spent all my life behind an old dump truck
While holdin’ the golden Holy Grail cup
A 9 to 5, you say dass wassupp
Cashin’ a paycheck but you can’t match up
Crushin’ tomatoes make you say ketchup
Pilot a plane but you don’t make enough
Pilate – the game if you can find a flaw
Hypotheses, postulate, law
Maimonides, Socrates, Jaws
Testosceles’ obsolete song
Sobieski, Absolut, gone
Not for nothing, I could eat more
Got to make out fortunate for the poor who can’t afford a Ford Taurus
Oh wait, that’s me
But my feet, they fall forward
Take a step back, you’re still equaling nowhere
Disparity is disturbing to despair
The financial gap is wider than the Delaware
What did Dela wear? Idaho, but Alaska!
She Rhode the whole Island?
(What a ho/what a bastard!)
Take a few laps and you’ll finally pass her
But could you go a little bit faster?
You’ve got a place I haven’t been to
Since you’ve been there I have been giving hints and clues and
Prisencolinensinainciusol
And I gather you’ve been itchin’ too and
Savin’ the date and I got into doin’
Everything I can do to prevent ruin
Stakin’ a claim and I can answer true and
Makin’ it plain and I provide the proof
I wrap a tighter loop and send it right to you
I came alive and grew
I got a lot to lose
The “Good afternoons”
The clean, tidy rooms
I’ll kill the golden goose and take a loan or two
I’m comin’ over, boo
I got a show to do
I’m gonna grow on you
I’m gonna make you swoon
You better make some room, I’m gonna be there soon
You better count on down until the baby boom
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4. |
Here I Am, Fool
03:26
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I was at exactly the right place at the right time
I had my eyes open, and my ears open, and mind
I said, “Wouldn’t that be great if this turned into some kind of opportunity?”
And it actually did become mine
So I decided to lend a helping hand, you never know
Before I knew, I was in demand
And so far so good
Imagine that!
Being a helpful person with good attitude, good service
And good atmosphere, good purchasing
Gold medals to the Murchison
Good come to those deservin’ it
But then you start to hurt from it and....
Go back in time, you’d be alright for a while
And you can’t believe the message ever made it to me
Walk a few blocks and make your arrival
And kick a tin can into Pan Alley, G
Being followed by a coyote behind me and I don’t even mind it
In fact, I’m kind of excited by it
I might get bited by it and then I might die by it
And then I won’t have to be trying
I’m not inspired, I’m tired of it
I wanna ride a wave or ride away from here
Where brighter days are near
And Rodney Dangerfield is just a name I hear
And not a neighbor dear
I want a labor career
I’ll take my label off and disappear
Get back in time in a while
Hey! That’s a cool style! Alright!
“Whatchu been up to man?”
Learning to fly
Look around and see everything that I predicted
But there’s something missing I need in my life
Hind sight is unkind
I was so close I was blind
Mistaking gold for a coal mine
Paying a dollar for a dime
Polishing just shy of the shine
All of my shadows were combined
Didn’t know at the time but couldn’t hold out
Goodnight
And now....
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Don’t you just love it here, baby?!
Welcome to the place to be
1,2,3 third rock from the sun
It’s such a breeze, so jet here
Just take a left at Mercury, then take your orders from General Relativity
We got what you need to get here – the gravity
Should be gentle ride but if you’re scared, grab a knee
Come on in, the atmosphere’s fine
You can take a dip in the cherry wine
You can take a hit from the multiplier
You can take a swing on Tarrzan’s wire
You can settle down and lounge by the fire in the arms of your loved one
Don’t compare
Not prepared for the love we share
Greatest maker of in the Universe
If you need a moment, go rehearse
Trapped in that black hole was the worst
But I can restart here like it’s my first
Feel love for the one that gave you birth
Go find all the things that you feel are worth it
Found a paradise here, you deserve it
Fightin’ for your right, then you reserve it
The Universe is a beautiful turf but I’ll never forget what I made on Earth
Made out like a bandit caught red-handed
How’d I get so lucky? Can’t comprehend it
Standin’ On The Verge of my funky planet
Wrote a crazy ad and then they ran it
Got it gratis, went bananas
Getting’ all around on Chutes and Ladders
Lookin’ through the microscope at the lattice
Whatchu know about Gladys?
Nobody can tell you what you matter
You got the power, don’t worry about Shatner
You’re not a coward, you’re not a damn actor
You’re the real thing with your bold reaction
Energy made in a cold reactor
Benefit played with a total matcher
Found a Monet in a trash compactor
Find a new way, no benefactor
Been a minute
Betcha cannot bend a metal rod with your mind, better off
Didn’t pass it on when I was young, now I got a green thumb
I can plant a seed and trace it all back to the sun
Don’t you just love it here, baby?!
Welcome to the world we made
It’s ok if you wanna stay, I made a place for you to lay
I love your face – if you don’t mind, I wanna gaze
I could be kissing it all day
But I’ll say, I got it all under control babe, don’t play
I got a call from Don, going on Soul Train
I’m at the mall and I’m hearing John Coltrane
Steven Seagal was not even on cocaine
Willie DuBois was all feeling, all hoping
All joking aside, I wanna jump in
Listen to Show Pan
And jump up like Yao Ming
I find it quite astounding – amount of pennies surrounding the pretty, cool fountain
I took ‘em to accounting and found the amount was not enough to pay the Groundlings
I called Robert Downey and said, “The Brownian Motion fits to my quotient
to help describe days of our lives”
This dark energy is decidedly hate, and I’d rather be great
Now brother, behave, don’t run the debate
And I’ll Bartle-be late
When you get to the wrap party, look out for me with the capital T
Lane Tarr – Bidi bom, bidi bidi bom
I want a Backstage Betty for the Pettibone
I wanna crack this stage with a baseball bat
And take it back to the running man and lay him on the mat
I wanna solve Dark Matter without lookin’ at data
Once you get her then you got her but gotta keep gettin’ better
Don’t forget to give a little – living as a trend setter
You go back to the sun and visit as a Transcender
Don’t you just love it here, baby?!
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6. |
If You Were Here Today
03:58
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If you were here today you’d probably be a household name
HILLEL SLOVAK
Whoa! Back up, long ago
1984 in California
Started something we all know
And when the good die young they don’t have time to grow
All it would take is one listen to Behind The Sun
To know where you would go
I can just imagine the magic and passion we’d have if you were here today
If you were here today you’d probably be a household name
BRAD NOWELL
Truest definition of a diamond in the rough
We know you had the lovin’ but we didn’t get enough
And people practice for a lifetime to put in a fraction you had into a single line
Imagine if you had been refined
You’d have the whole world crying
Wouldn’t be singing just hits, we’d be singing your classics
It seemed to me you didn’t know what you were doing
But you did it naturally, and that’s exactly why it grew into its own kind of spirit
Can feel it, can hear it
A million try to copy you and none of ‘em come near it
I love you and I wish that you had left us with some more
‘Cause if you were here today, who knows what we woulda been in for?
Such a crying shame
Wish you were here today
If you were here today you’d probably be a household name
CARL SAGAN – My man!
If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
That was never an easy question to answer for me
All the businesses, all philanthropists, all the musicians, mathematicians, impossible missions
Leaders and heroes, good deeds and a myriad of even the merest of these, an appearance of ease
And you’re curing disease and addressing the needs of the peasants and peons
And speaking on eons and epochs and ages and plagues that raged
And the ways we were saved, God made a mistake when he took you away
You had this way to explain and teach and articulate
You brought the greatest change to my straining brain
You taught me how to take an idea and then demonstrate
The world needs you more than ever!
We better remember to center attention on the mental capacity
You passed to me a teaching that is lasting me
Remembering you classically
We love you ever after, C!
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7. |
The Future Might Call Me
02:40
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Throw it in the fire
The name of desire’s what makes me wanna be quiet
And I can’t deny it even when I’m lying
Gotta be compliant when you look through my file
And all the while the time is drifting away like it’s Dobie Gray
(Like it’s in the Nile)
Me and my brother Kyle can’t concentrate ‘cause it’s wild
It’s loud! The sound in the crowd, it’s out
Wow! I’m ‘bout to move now
This town went down
I’ll roam around for solid ground
What’s that sound?
“You’re surrounded! Yo, check out this take-down”
Listen, I got no use for causing trouble
So turn around, don’t burst your bubble
Don’t wanna riot, don’t wanna rumble
Graduation day, stole my joke, said, “Be humble”
Set the example, set me down, send me a bundle
Send me bouquet, send me some pay, a semi-circle
Cirque Du Delay, circa 1980, circumference cutie
Send me a due date
CD instead of Blu-Ray
Don’t like-a to wait
I hate to specu-too-late
So check your shoelace before you shatter your face
Shoppin’ at Champs Elysees
Never shop at such a spot ‘cause my pockets are pretty greasy
Cellar door is nevermore the most aesthetically pleasing – it’s “pretty greasy”
Came up with that like 15 years ago and I finally have a chance to release it
One of these days I’ll give it up, for Pete’s sake
Hey, you wanna meet me for a slice of pizzae?
This is one of the worst raps in history
Switching!
This is an open invitation, I hope you call in for more information ‘cause I’d love to hear from you, baby!
So why don’t you fill out your application? I’ll be there at the station vibrating when you arrive, sitting in
a soft-top, waiting, anticipating the permanent vacation, we’re starting the celebration! I got the
patience to make it through the hibernation. We gettin’ to the communicating, we getting’ to the
debating, we getting’ to the hardcore dating, we goin’ all kinds around about the scene. Pullin’ a rabbit
out your dress, we need a rapid pass, you gonna wrap me up tight when you’re holdin’ me to your
breast, we gonna make a giant mess, we gonna raise up our breath, you gonna tell me things, I’m gonna
make a suggestion and sneak you into the restroom, come on baby now!
The future might call me
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Stand The Strain
02:36
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If there’s a woman I love
I wear my heart on my back
A million times I turn around, I still don’t know where it’s at
I’m like a dog chasing my tail, re-enact, re-enact
I might be cool, I might be calm, I might be confident, Mack
If there’s a woman I love
I put my heart on a-tack
A million times I turn it out, I gotta block out the fact
The kind of love that make me better
Kind that keep me in tact
The kind that’s written in a letter and not written me back
And I might never adapt
It feels so large what I lack
I got a charge from my bank that said I overdrew that
What I had, all I have
They want the rest of my tank
But I said thanks, ‘cause there’s something that nobody can grab
Got my love, got my heart, got my brain and my part
I got this way to make you think about the person you are
Sittin’ parked in my car after coming so far
Sometimes the hardest things are simple and the right ones are hard
If there’s a woman I love
We gotta be on a team
But there’s nobody representin’ here, nobody but me
You change your name or I’ll do mine
You keep your identity, ‘cause it’s the real you I see
You keep reminding me what I don’t need to be reminded of
I know you to be all the love I keep inside
I keep it right where I need
You’re doing right by me, I hold a tight belief
You were the right relief when I needed to be free
And now you’ve come to me and said you’d love to be
That’s all you said
You only had to say you’d love to be
And I said yes, only yes
Understood completely
And I never have to say please believe me
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9. |
Hit It With The Rock
04:58
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I got championship rings
And my heart, it sings
Climb up off the couch
Climb into the reigns
Come down from the clouds
Come in from the rain
Go down for the count, then wink – just playin’
So now that I’m allowed to speak, I’m Lane
Go crazy! Go buck wild. Go check yourself
Take a picture
Make it bigger
I’m the singer
I wanna sing now, hit record!
Check this out
Check the score
Bigger than anyone I’ve ever known or seen before
Ok, maybe not Jim Henson, but the rest of ‘em....yeah
‘Cause I’m audacious
Pretentious
Vocabularacious
The tabuloid celluloid gonna sell me in pages
Pink Floyd is annoyed that I stole their big pigs from their cages
Chris Lloyd can avoid the future – I can replace it
The Vicodin face’ll be wiped from the dangers
Dependency is an enemy to all the races
So erase it – we gotta make it how we want it
What’s so funny?
Well what’s your big idea, you funkadummy?
I ain’t no activist
I took a crack at this but I need to practice
Maybe I’m off-axis but I know the fact is I was made to rock
Maybe I wasn’t made for a lot
But I know that if you give me a shot that I can surely make your funky head nod
Hit it with the rock!
Rockin’ and rollin’, I’m rockin’ around the clock ‘til every funky heart is stolen
Rock drop and roll, pop/rock explode, (gibberish)
Stop rockin’ the boat, breakin’ rocks in the hot sun, rock steady uhh
It’s a rock-til-you-drop shopping extravaganza, don’t miss out!
Sitting in the drop-top at a place that I loved
He said, “Hit it with the rock”
I checked in the glove box
He said, “Hand me that one right there and then be prepared
You never heard nothing like this come through your tiny ears”
I said, “But I’m not even supposed to be here”
Didn’t know I would remember that moment for the rest of my years
A great moment!
The kind that changes your gears!
The kind that makes you wanna share what you just learned with your peers
The kind that shapes you and shows you where your life could be steered
I chose it
Not sure how smart, and I know that part
I got hit with the rock like someone shot me with a poison dart
I never knew you could feel that cool just sittin’ in someone’s car
It’s like God was hanging out prizes and had one for Lane Tarr
But it was a while before I even did anything to take a start
I thought it would just come to me
I didn’t know that you had to work hard
I thought I would find a golden chariot just sittin’ in a junk yard
I didn’t do the work
I didn’t put in time
I’m on a path with destiny and everything’ll just fall in line
I was just stalling – why?
Maybe I was a cocky kid who took it as a given to fly
But I hadn’t even given it the slightest try
I didn’t deserve to be heard but I took it as a damning slight
I was almost 30 before I even began to learn to manage life
I can’t imagine myself as any other type
And I’ve created my own chance to give it back and hit you with the rock if you like
Hit it with the rock!
Rockin’ and rollin’, I’m rockin’ around the clock ‘til every funky heart is stolen
Rock drop and roll, pop/rock explode, (gibberish)
Stop rockin’ the boat, breakin’ rocks in the hot sun, rock steady uhh
Woman, take me in your arms, rock your baby!
Nevermind, I decided to still rhyme
I still got time to give it up, I give it what I got
I cannot stop
Can you save a dying world from this funkless spot?
(Miss Muffett’s got)
(Stuffing stock)
(Come in hot)
(Mumford’s shot)
(Running clock)
(Jungle rot)
(Uncle stop)
Something’s not quite as good as it could be
And I think you know what
When you gon’ die, lie in the mud and think about your return to Shambala
Something’s not quite as good as it could be
And I think you know what
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10. |
Goodnight
02:12
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Who’s to say that I have?
Who’s to say that I haven’t?
There’s only one file kept in the cabinet
Now stay away from that powerful magnet
It could erase all your personal data
You could go back to the map and point at it
A place in time when you’re sure that you had it
You could get back there on the next rapid plane
You tell the world and you’re really emphatic
You could be dancefloor tearing the wrap party
You could be there but you’ll have to imagine
You might be tearing jeans on the scaffolding
Carry valise like you carry your ladder
But it’s a brighter day for a softened king
Who found that life on the throne is no better
You blow them all away and you’re quite something
You fly away ‘cause you’re light as a feather
But people like turning day into night
They may open your file and send it to the shredder
You could say that’s why you’re only running in place
You could say life’s like a box, so go get her!
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